Just to make you smile...;-D

[kermi]

I'm sure most of us have seen this one before but I had to post it to give everyone a smile for the day!!

A man came home from work..........
A man came home from work and found his three
children outside, still in their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food
boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's
car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of
the dog.

Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had
been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In
the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the
family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled
on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on
the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand
was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles
of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that
something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water
as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet
towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet
paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in
her pajamas, reading a novel.

She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked
at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?" She again
smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from
work and you ask me what in the world did I do today?"
"Yes," was his incredulous reply. She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."

[lovebub]

Thanks for the laugh. I just showed dh who foolishly asked me what I did all day a few weeks ago.... It was actually pretty funny - he was half asleep and you should have seen the look on his face once it was out...the look of a foolish mortal who knew he'd gone too far.

[mum2henry]

Oh I soo need to do that to my DH - thanks Carmen - it has actually made me smile today - rather than throwing something at DH for being a lazy PITA (it's sunday he says!!!)

[johT]

yep, heard that before and i love it. it does forget to mention doing all that AND driving around for half the day taking kids to/from kindy/sport/shopping/errands too it partcularly PmeO when i do that most of the day, am not even here to do all that stuff, then i get what in the world did you do today you lazy *ahem

rant over - lol

[kermi]

Yep, don't worry girls, even without a DH I get similar!!
*Once told my ex he could have the kids for a fortnight THEN he'd see what I did all day!! LOL *

[tikki]

oh love it!!! very funny

[Karena]

I love that joke and often remind DH of it!!!!!!!!!

[SuperNatural]

Oh that is SO good! Must show DP this one

[2thorns1rose]

Thanks so much for not only the laugh, but a good piece of reading for DH Carmen! Thinking I might even print this out and stick it on the frisge so he can't miss it.... then I might go curll up in bed with a good book

Huggles,
Kirsty

[pips]

I love it! I'm going to print it out for all my new mum and pregnant friends - and their partners!!