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18-04-2007, 12:42 PM
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What to wear...
Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows , are talking,
Dorothy, "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, I wanted to talk to you about him before I give him my answer."  Edna, 'Well I'll tell you, he shows up at my apartment punctually at 7pm. Dressed like such a gentleman, dressed in a fine suit, and brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a luxury car... a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all.  Then he takes me out for dinner... a marvelous dinner... lobster, champagne, dessert and after dinner drinks. Then we go see a show. Let me tell you Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much, I could have died from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my new expensive dress and has his way with me two times!"  Dorothy, "Goodness gracious!... so you telling me I should not go out with him?" Edna, "No, no, no... I'm just saying, wear an old dress"... 
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18-04-2007, 12:49 PM
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Re: What to wear...
good one
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18-04-2007, 01:37 PM
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Re: What to wear...
Haha
is that why i only wear old t-shirts to bed *lol*
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