In light of all the "Grandma" jokes ...

Aunty Sharyn · #1 (**permalink**) 27-04-2007, 04:45 PM

here is one I received from a dear friend ....

Quote:

>Subject: Easter show

>>Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the Pavillion
>>where a Flower Show was in progress.
>>
>>One leaned over and said to the other, "Life is so darned boring; we
>>never have any fun anymore.
>>
>>For $5.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid Flower
>>Show!"
>>
>>"You're on!" said the other old lady holding up a $5.00 bill. The first
>>little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes
>>and, completely nude, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the
>>front door of the Flower Show.
>>
>>Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall
>>followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.
>>
>>The naked and smiling old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a
>>cheering crowd.
>>
>>"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.
>>
>>"I won 1st Prize as Best Dried Arrangement!"

>>
>>
>>

**johT** · #2 (**permalink**) 27-04-2007, 04:54 PM

april · #3 (**permalink**) 27-04-2007, 05:14 PM

too funny

**~Miss Cinders~** · #4 (**permalink**) 27-04-2007, 05:14 PM

Peach_Bums_Mum · #5 (**permalink**) 28-04-2007, 12:31 AM

I thought you were going to say "in light of all the Grandma Jokes"..."Id like to say in our defence..."

cheeky little *hit, arnt I Aunty S?

Carla · #6 (**permalink**) 28-04-2007, 01:43 AM

Where do these come from

That's tooo funny!!

Aunty Sharyn · #7 (**permalink**) 28-04-2007, 02:17 AM

I don't know where these jokes come from Carla ... but they sure are funny.
And I had to think of a title to the thread to get you all in here ... LOL

I received this one not very long before I posted it ... I couldn't stop laughing when I got it ... and after reading Cinderella's ones over the last few days, that I just couldn't resist. [plus it is the cleanest one I have that isn't bogged down in pics]