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11 people on a rope
 Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter,ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided one of them would have to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to name that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech.  She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general,and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping...  ~I know it's an oldie, but it still cacks me up!~
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30-04-2007, 05:39 PM
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Re: 11 people on a rope
Hahaha!
I dont know any men that would clap to hear that  Maybe say"yeh, and so they should" I havent heard that before 
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30-04-2007, 11:56 PM
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Re: 11 people on a rope
..... this is even better than my "dried arrangement" grandma joke .... where do you find these jokes Donna??? I love it.
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01-05-2007, 01:32 PM
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Re: 11 people on a rope
haha love it!!
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02-05-2007, 09:57 PM
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Re: 11 people on a rope
LOL, I love it, but i've got to agree with Carla, a lot of bloke would say "can you just cut the song and dance and get on with it then?" LOL!
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02-05-2007, 10:39 PM
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Re: 11 people on a rope
My Mum Sharyn, she has tonnes of them!
They have some awesome ones in her local paper. When she used to play dates with a group of her girlfriends she would get the most naughty jokes!! LOL Even I would have my jaw on the floor! LOL!!
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