Fairytale

~*Rebecca*~ · #1 (**permalink**) 24-04-2008, 04:59 PM

WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRYTALE

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl," Will you marry me?" The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank margaritas with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had closets full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny and was never farted on.

The End

kyls · #2 (**permalink**) 24-04-2008, 05:05 PM

love the last line

~*Rebecca*~ · #3 (**permalink**) 24-04-2008, 05:08 PM

We should add our own.

Not having to ask have you wiped your bottom as your kids leave the toilet, or did you flush.

**~Melissa~** · #4 (**permalink**) 24-04-2008, 05:10 PM

What about being asked to wipe their bottoms when they are well & truly old enough to do it themselves!

~*Rebecca*~ · #5 (**permalink**) 24-04-2008, 05:13 PM

Neve is shocker for not flushing and she is 6. You just don't want to find a suprise in the dunny when you go .

kyls · #6 (**permalink**) 24-04-2008, 07:18 PM

I have to ask DF this sometimes and he's 30

**johT** · #7 (**permalink**) 24-04-2008, 07:22 PM

toooo true!!!

innod · #8 (**permalink**) 24-04-2008, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~*Rebecca*~

Neve is shocker for not flushing and she is 6. You just don't want to find a suprise in the dunny when you go .

ever been in the school toilets?

ainsley often goes when we are doing the school pick and i dread it every time

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