even god enjoys a good laugh...

[johT]

hope it doesn't offend anyonei thought it was funny

EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1.He called everyone brother

2.He liked Gospel

3.He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1.He went into His Father's business

2.He lived at home until he was 33

3.He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother

was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1.He talked with His hands

2.He had wine with His meals

3.He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1.He never cut His hair

2.He walked around barefoot all the time

3.He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:

1.He was at peace with nature

2.He ate a lot of fish

3.He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1.He never got married.

2.He was always telling stories.

3..He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1..He fed a crowd at a

moment's notice when there was virtually no food

2.He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it

3.And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do

[Theresa]

I liked that one too Joh

[Ying]

It's funny especially the last bits.

[blondeboys]

LOVE IT!!!

[Kristie]

hehe very clever

[Shannon]

lol

[~Melissa~]

[Bec259]

Very good!!!

[nangari]

tee hee I had a giggle

19Though I am free and belong to no man, I make myself a slave to everyone, to win as many as possible. 20To the Jews I became like a Jew, to win the Jews. To those under the law I became like one under the law (though I myself am not under the law), so as to win those under the law. 21To those not having the law I became like one not having the law (though I am not free from God's law but am under Christ's law), so as to win those not having the law. 22To the weak I became weak, to win the weak. I have become all things to all men so that by all possible means I might save some.

1 Corinthians 9 (NIV)

This is not Jesus speaking, but it's the same idea

[Kat-Pati]

yeah sounds true... i'll pass this along