'Next Life'

[lindys]

I was sent this email today and thought I would share as I have not seen it before

> 'Next Life' by Woody Allen
>
> In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead
> and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's
> home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too
> healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you
> get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40
> years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You
> party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are
> ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a
> kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby
> until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating
> in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room
> service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila ! You
> finish off as an orgasm!
>
> I rest my case.

[CorNic]

love it.

[~*Rebecca*~]

Too funny

[claireberry]

what a great concept. love it

[roseberry]

Sounds good!

[Ying]

Sounds wonderful!