The Blonde in the Casino

[KristyMum]

This one came in on email tonight:


*_Th_**_e Blonde in the Casino._**

An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived and bet twenty-thousand
pounds on a single roll of the dice.

She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude'.

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and Yelled,
'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...*

*'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and
her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'

**MORAL OF THE STORY -**
**
**Not all Irish are stupid and not all Blondes are Dumb,

But all Men are Men.*

[~kate~]

[MGlatte]

That is too funny!!

[Ying]

[sunflowerchild]

the bigger a womans boobs the lower a mans IQ

[johT]

pmsl!

[KristyMum]

actually I have to say I don't know that I would be much different if someone dropped all their gear and did the same thing - would I honestly know what number they rolled? mmm actually I think I would lol bc I would be watching that in order not to watch THEM iykwim

[Kazamataz]

too funny!
I barely ever get sent funny emails it's nice to read all the funny ones people get sent in here.

[kaznkidz]

PMSL very true men are men