OMG this is funny

[Wems]

The Facecloth

This has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a woman alive
today who won't crack up over this!

I was due for a cancer smear with the doctor later in the week. Early one
morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had
been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am . I had only just packed
everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am. The
trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to
spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when
making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the
full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pyjamas, wet the facecloth
that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that
area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the facecloth in the
clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my
appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked
over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or
some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the
doctor said, 'My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?'

I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest
of the day was normal - some shopping, cleaning, & cooking.

After school when my 7 year old daughter was playing, she called out from
the bathroom, 'Mummy, where's my facecloth?'

I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my
glitter saved inside it.'

NEVER going back to that doctor ever!!

[MadMel]

LOL! Thanks... hurt my stitches but I can't help but laugh!

That would be mighty embarrassing!

[KristyMum]

I've read that one Wems and it cracked me up last time lol I can
just imagine the doc going 'just when you think you've seen everything' but on
top of that who in their right mind would think someone HAD done that on purpose?

[melava]

saw that a while ago & laughed myself silly

[cathyrubin]

[Bec259]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Never going to see the doctor again wouldn't work here being a small town.
I think I would have to move!

[Obsi]

Hmm... My Aunt told us that story as having happened to a friend of hers (except it was that daughter had wiped off body glitter with it).... wonder if she really did or is just passing around the same joke/story...

[kimee]

hahahaha thats hilarious!!

[Lousmum]

this one's an urban myth I've heard it many times in the last 20 years I reckon, and then I came across it in a couple of urban myth books. pretty funny though, but I doubt it actually happened. The first time I heard it, it was told as a story that happened to someone a friend knew (but I"m sure it didn't really).

[Ying]

you're so cruel to make me laugh so hard my c-sec wound hurts