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    Default Nine words women use

    I was sent this by email and it gave me a laugh

    Nine words women use....

    1.)
    Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
    right and you need to shut up.


    2.)
    Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
    Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
    minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


    3.)
    Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
    and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
    usually end in fine.


    4.)
    Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    5.)
    Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
    often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
    idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
    with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)


    6.)
    That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman
    can make to a man.. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
    before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


    7.)
    Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
    you're welcome..


    8.)
    Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

    9.)
    Don't worry about it, I'll do it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
    this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
    is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
    wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.....Then you RUN!


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    Default Re: Nine words women use

    i think someone may have written that about me


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    Rofl
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    theres many a 'discussion' around here that Ive ended by saying 'Fine, whatever.'

    LOL!

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    Oh how funny (and sadly true, lol) is that, will print that one out for DH

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    love it!!!
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    It's so true it's barely funny.

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    Just forwarded to DH

    Sad but oh so true.
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